Dustin Lance Black can’t help it.
He keeps making ball jokes (‘Now we have salty, greasy balls’) as he joins husband Tom Daley in the kitchen for a cute how-to cooking video.
The dish the newlyweds tackle Scotch Eggs with Daley having to keep a wisecracking Black on task.
The dish is a soft-boiled egg wrapped in spicy ground beef or sausage and usually rolled in bread crumbs then baked or fried.
Daley opts for a healthier version by not including the bread crumbs.
‘They are a healthy twist on the classic, making them a great post gym snack or an on-the-go lunch,’ he writes.
The couple are cute together as Black dries Daley’s tears as he chops up a giant shallot.
Then when something crashes and breaks in the kitchen, Black turns to the camera and says: ‘I feel like my life is in danger whenever he’s in the kitchen …. literally there’s things falling from the ceiling, things constantly breaking, things burning.
It’s a good thing cooking isn’t the main line of work for the Olympic diver and the Oscar winning screenwriter.