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5 Struggles of Having a Thick, Veiny Monster Cock [NSFW]

It’s not all rainbows and ponies

Struggles of having a monster cock

In case you haven’t heard, another set of photo leaks has occurred with a certain reality television personality “accidentally” showing a snake in his pants.

[Hint: Brandon Myers]

We could tell you all about it but honestly, it’s just easier to give you the link to the article so that you can check out the fun for yourself.

You see my fellow gay brothers – that’s not what this post is all about. Instead, I want to talk about guys like Brandon who have massively large monsters flopping around their sweatpants.

If you are like most guys, you probably aren’t as huge as that dude. I’m not trying to generalize (promise) but let’s be real. Most of us aren’t tree-trunk level hung.

If that describes you, do you ever wonder what it might be like to be that large? If so, do you think if you were packing thick, the proverbial red carpet would unfurl in front of you?

Well, I have news for you. It’s not all rainbows and ponies when you are supersized. Seriously, it’s not. Let me explain why.

Not long ago, I talked to several guys I have previously tricked with that are Big Gulps. Sizes range from a Miller Beer Bottle to Arizona Ice Tea (yes, horrible metaphors but you get it).

Here’s what I learned about this issue that might surprise you. Check it out.

Twink with monster cock

1. Not everyone can handle it

A good f-buddy of mine named Kevin has a decent sized piece. He told me right out that many of the guys he connects with can’t handle his sausage.

“When you are too thick, it makes it difficult to insert. If a guy can get past the head, he’s home free. The problem is my head is almost the same size as the shaft.”

He went on to make the following comparison.

“Ever go to a fast food joint and order the jumbo burger? When you went to eat it, did it suddenly dawn on you there’s no way you could down that thing? Well, that’s how it is when guys go after massive. They think they can handle it but often, they can’t.”

2. Scrapping

My same buddy Kevin also shared with me that the second problem with being veiny-thick is scrapping. And when I reflect on the first time I serviced him, what he said “clicked”.

“The human mouth isn’t designed to open that large. So, when somebody has good sized girth, he can end up getting scrapped. I’ve had toothy novices mess up my junk for a week!”

3. Folks assume you are a top

Another interesting observation about being thick and veiny relates to your sexual position. A hook up I still keep in touch with from another town shared the following on text.

“I’m a good 9 and you already know how thick I am. Remember when we first met and you assumed I was a top? Guess what. Everyone thinks that. Why? Because of my d*ck size! But the truth is, I’m a total bottom”.

skinny twink with huge cock

4. Only interested in your meat

While probably not true for all, I’ve heard from many friends and previous tricks that meaty guys have a terrible time with dating.

The number one complaint I hear is that other men only want them for their sausage. Enrique, a buddy of mine from back home in Puerto Rico is still single and he’s 38 years old.

Here is what he told me:

“I wish people would get to know me for me and not what I have in my pants. That sh-t gets real old, real fast”.

5. Gagging

Gagging

The last one I’ll mention comes from Curtis, a F-buddy of mine who I haven’t played with in eons but still keep in touch with.

Remember when I talked about Arizona Ice Tea size? Well, that’s him.

Anyway, he told me the most difficult part of being thick is the gag factor. I was confused about what this meant so I asked him.

“When you are large man, guys gag on you. And whenever I hear someone doing that, it makes me want to vomit. I don’t know why but it just does. I go soft in a flash.”

When I think back about all of the thick monsters I’ve bobbed for apples on, I can remember thinking how lucky these guys were to be so gifted.

But now, I can see a different point of view.  I hope you think of this the next time you compare your manhood to the Brandon Myers type.

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read!

 

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