So Orlando Bloom got naked, paddle-boarded Katy Perry around while doing it and everyone is freaking out.
And the most important thing is…who knew Orlando was still dating Katy?
Wow. What a whirlwind that relationship is.
JK. The internet just cares about what’s hiding behind that black box.
The NY Daily News had the exclusive paparazzi pics.
— NY Daily News Gossip (@NYDNgossip) August 3, 2016
Objectively, it’s a little gross that paparazzi took pictures of someone engaging in private time.
But then again, and we’re not saying that he did this, it’s a pretty genius way of getting some good press AND oddly convenient that these pictures appeared after Tom Hiddleston was papped on a beach wearing a ‘I LOVE T.(aylor) S.(wift)’ shirt.
And the drama between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is very real.
Oh, and isn’t Katy Perry’s single, ‘Rise’, out today?
Anyhow, enjoy the internet’s reactions – it’s pretty hilarious:
Disgusted by the intrusive paparazzi shots of a nude Orlando Bloom. But I need to see the uncensored versions so I can be extra outraged.
— Mike (@mijath) August 3, 2016
WHERE ARE THE UNCENSORED PICTURES OF ORLANDO BLOOM I DEMAND THE MEDIA TO RELEASE THEM THIS INSTANT.1!!!!11! pic.twitter.com/cXVI5p2IQV
— Anthony Hernandez (@AnthonyNandez_) August 3, 2016
Not going to lie I’m disappointed not to see the uncensored Orlando Bloom images on Twitter. I’m waiting like… pic.twitter.com/u2OJNyRfWv
— Abby Watson (@abatha) August 3, 2016
Where are those uncensored photos of Orlando Bloom at? pic.twitter.com/Uz99T5HrCB
— Isabelle (@_HLoopsHi) August 3, 2016
The uncensored Orlando Bloom pics have to come out soon right? pic.twitter.com/IEUYK0B0O2
— pop style (@StillOutToGetMe) August 3, 2016
out here lookin for those uncensored pics of Orlando Bloom like pic.twitter.com/b9b42EIxQQ
— Ian (@ianspencer95) August 3, 2016
Current Mood: Looking for uncensored Orlando Bloom pics on the Internet, but all I see are black boxes. pic.twitter.com/iF7Un7drdE
— Yousef Kazemi (@boo_kay) August 4, 2016
— Lee-Antony Bennett (@_LeeBennett) August 4, 2016
— Louise Maskell (@loooooopylou) August 4, 2016
Okay but where is the uncensored picts of naked orlando bloom tho pic.twitter.com/LeLKi4QTEy
— A (@HOLYZAYNMALlK) August 4, 2016
I want the uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom because I am a massive perve 👀 pic.twitter.com/gohzSUkVXq
— HC ♛ (@HeatherCarrigan) August 4, 2016
— Samantha May (@FeistySam_) August 4, 2016
Are there any uncensored pictures of Orlando Bloom on the paddle board? Asking for a friend. Who is desperately searching the Internet.
— Beth Rylance (@beth_rylance) August 4, 2016
Me waiting for the uncensored nude pics of Orlando Bloom pic.twitter.com/ivtANpfcDH
— bradley (@brxdthomas) August 3, 2016
My thoughts on dem naked Orlando Bloom photos 🍑 pic.twitter.com/PuJn34vrnF
— James Weir (@hellojamesweir) August 3, 2016